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THE BIG BOOK OF BRITISH MEAT by Gary Rhodes

Printed in juice on pages of sliced ham, this delicious, fully-edible tome contains everything you need to know about meat - the animals on which it grows, how it is harvested, and the ancient, mystical art of the Master Butcher.

"Now you have the hog cornered, approach it cautiously, with a smile in your step, as you would a nervous lover. You should be able to judge the correct time to pounce - when the scent of iron becomes discernible on the animal's breath. REMEMBER - only sissys carry a knife. God gave you teeth for a reason."

Usborne Books :£14.99 MonkPrice £10 + £8 for refridgerated delivery!!!

 

I SMOKE COCAINE FOR MY MENTAL BRAIN by Karen Carpenter

We all know the tragic story of Karen Carpenter from the 70s. But do we know it from her mouth, with it's parched tongue and receding gums? No, no we don't. Discovered on her coffee table last year, this is a first person account of her harrowing descent into severe mental illness. It's the moving day-by-day blow-by-blow story of a woman who was so famous that she had to eat no food and smoke drugs to stay thin. And now is she is a secret ghost, haunting the charts with her sad wailing cry.

"'Fancy a cupcake?' said Richard.

'I'd rather not', I said, and sipped my tea. I was feeling a bit hungry, but I didn't fancy a cupcake right then. Two days later I was in hospital with liver failure."

Wizards of the West Coast : £13.99 MonkPrice : Ten quid!!!

 

CUP OF STOOLS

Finally, the book that held the US by the throat deep hits Europe. Cup of Stools loving displays Cups and Stools (all kinds), Cups on Stools and the infamous Cup of Stools melting series.

 

Three-legged Press : £89.00 MonkPrice : £100!!!

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