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YOU WANT CHEAP BOOKS OVER THE INTERNET? You swine! But this time you will not escape so easily, as the Booth of the Monk Club™ is happy to present to you the latest calfskin-clad popular offerings, if not in time for Christmas then at least in time for something, yes, yes? Everybody loves books, even the illiterate who have the levellest tables in Christendom ("Green, it was!") So what better way to spread the Word of Christ than by offering a dodgy discount online shopping service for various remaindered and flood damaged ex-Waterstone's stock? None better! Browse at your leisure, but remember - God hates non-credit card holders. He bloodydoes! Dominicium aquiscat urum bors. And alla that. Seen?
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DOCTOR WHO NOVELISATION OF THE
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WALKING ALONGSIDE
SOME CATS A lavishly illustrated accompaniment to the BBC series of the same name. Read about the painstaking work undertaken by a team of experts using computer witchcraft to reconstruct dozens of now-extinct cats from 1977. Suitable for all ages, but readers above the age of eleven may find themselves laughing as much at it as with it. BBC Books : RRP £35.95 . MonkPrice £5!!!
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| NOODLE DOODLE'S
BRAKE AND TYRE CENTRE
"Hi, I'm Noodle, please to enter You've been eating him for years, now read of his adventures! Small children will adore this enchanting introduction to the busy world of Noodle Doodle, the South African spaghetti sculptor who now runs his own repair garage! Not suitable. "I fix the cars, their brakes and
lights, FOCK MINT Board Books : £5.50 . MonkPrice £2!!! |
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AFTER
CHALKY by Jim Davidson
A frank and moving account of 'Nick Nick's '90s
enlightenment, provocatively written by Jim himself, or more likely a man
from the News Of the World. Smethurst Press : £15.99 . MonkPrice £0.02!!! |
| THE BIG BASTARD TV
BOOK!!!
Print version of the internet phenomenon of the week! Scathing and satirical, with lots of swearing. "Johnny Vaughan. God, he's a wanker, isn't he? I'd laugh if he died, and I'm not just saying that. Wanker!" Bockstry Publications : £5.99 . MonkPrice £6!!! |
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