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Anyone going to Mr. Gordon
flat party?
Chewie Bear, the Proem
Monster lick-spittle, is pregnated-up. I, MD Cribuffs, used the ancient
buchan mind trumpet to communicate/interview the unborn future king
of Hip Hop.
Cribuffs:
Hello, come in the unborn one, questions and answer.
Chewie Bear's baby:
What can you ask the unborn anywise? You fool.
Cribuffs:
Ahh! success.
Is it true you had gills for a bit?
Chewie Bear's baby:
I'm sick with this dopey tosh you guys keep coming out with man. I'm
thinking I'll grow a tail that'll show 'em.
Cribuffs:
How did you meet Bruce Willis?
Chewie Bear's baby:
That's a moot point, but anyways Burley Bruce is my voice coach. He
travels the world teaching folk like me [the unborn] to speak just like
him. Very tricky intonation. He does it to because he had so much fun
in Look Who's Talking, he wants to give something back. But that wife
of his... ssssh.
Cribuffs:
Umbilical cords - straight out the tum 'boiler-pipe' style, or looped
round the neck in a casual scarf?
Chewie Bear's baby:
The noose look, although tres stylee, it's too damn dangerous. I do
like that Chole range for pre-natal wear, check out me Wu-Wear hat.
Cribuffs:
What about the hospitals?
Chewie Bear's baby:
If hospitals are like dark purple ovoid sacks in which your suspended
in liquid, I'm all for them.
Cribuffs:
By the time you're eighteen, everything will most likely be in space,
how do you feel about this?
Chewie Bear's baby:
You is boring me man, space is dope.
Cribuffs:
Babies are well known for being able to fortell the future - if only
they could talk, What's in store for 2004?
Chewie Bear's baby:
I'm calling me agent. He'll pop a cap in yo' ass!
Cribuffs:
If you had your life to live all over again, would you be more or less
where you are now?
Chewie Bear's baby:
Whoosh!
Cribuffs:
Thank you Chewie Bear's baby and all that sail your shoes.
Catch up
with when Cribuffs caught up with little Chewie Bear's baby when birth
inevitably caught up with him!! i.e. it's Cribuffs
vs Leo Bear!!
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