Hi! I'm Dave Green. Dave Green. You may have seen me on internets, magazines and radios.
  Dave Green. I make fun of computer idiots.
  Dave Green. I buy books from under Waterloo Bridge on the South Bank.
  Dave Green. I hope to meet Noam Chomsky some day.       Dave Green. I do jigsaws.
Dave Green. Oooh! That Bill Gates.
Dave Green. I like biscuits and bacon.
Dave Green. I review both internets and films.
Dave Green. I don't think I have ever heard a Kraftwerk record in my life. Dave Green. One of the places where I was funny was 'King Stupid'.
Dave Green. I live in London.
Dave Green. I am a British Net Celebrity.
Dave Green. Ghosts cannot harm me.
Dave Green. I probably liked 'The Onion' first.  
Dave Green. I like GLR, a radio station on which I can be heard.
Dave Green. I have asthma.
Dave Green. Satire.
Dave Green. I buy books from book fairs, although I have little time to read them in. Dave Green. When I stand on tip toes, I look taller.
  Dave Green. I am the Voice of the Future. Too bad if it don't suit ya.
Dave Green. That's the spirit!

 

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Dave Green. I like going backto The Menagerie.
Dave Green. I think I'd like to go now.