| The New Biology: Nostradamoose! |
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A Nostradamoose ready for a fight.
Reproduction: When a man loves a woman, a Nostradamoose will enjoy watching but will not try to join in. So no beckoning you perverts. You could make arrangements to go back to Nostradamoose pad to watch them looking back at you, to see you looking back at them, to see them watching you while they mate, mate. |
#2459 - Nostradamoose! (nostrada conve michael) Nostradamoose doesn't necessarily have to see into the future, but it should have a distinctive Nostradamoose's Clever beard if at all possible. Number of legs: Just 4. Physical appearance: Large moose body with Nostradamoose's Clever Beard. Nostradamoose's hair is hollow, like modern society. Nostradamoose has a four-chambered stomach just like the first man on the moon! Nostradamoose has 27 pairs of chromosomes like Walt Disney (a human has 23 pairs). See Nostradamoose's power. Size: Larger than the average large moose/generic moose: size 5. Habitat : Northland's deep snow woody bushes. Social grouping: Gay. Relationship with Man: Nostradamooses' rambunctious lucubrations were stopped by the Inquisition. But not for long as the Nostradamoose is well jammy. |
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Useful byproducts : Future stuffs, useful nuggets wringed from Nostradamoose's Clever Beard, knowledge of the future. |
Future stuffs: Bread wars, loaf action in Spain, radical toilet redesign and Logan's Run theme pubs.
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