Multiple dancing Palm Beasts ahoy!

Social grouping: Alone, the Palm Beast is a nomad creature, lost to the local community with it's Camus- type thoughts. When Palm Beasts bound breed a new tribe-school is created which will be based around a fresh watering hole or pond.

#523 - Palm Beast! (treevus-von-helibarcius)

Number of legs: 9

Physical appeaeance: The Palm Beast is the most beautiful exotic palm you ever see. The Palm Beast descends from crosses between a domestic cat and an hibiscus border.

Size: All the sizes of the palm tree and bigger.

Habitat: Treasure Islands, DiCapios and deserts.

Range: Sonar and Mojave Deserts of southern California, southern Arizona and northwest Mexico. Papua New Guinea and the Phoa! Isles. Northampton and New Yoik's SoHo.

Diet: Soil nourishment and small water fowl, which they hardly ever catch. Tee hee.

Reproduction: As spring approaches and their water supply warms, Palm Beasts become very active and begin their mating ritual. The broody pair become iridescent blue in colour. Spawning starts towards the end of February and continues through summer. Palm Beasts are ambidextrous - this means they are both male and female, like belgiums. During copulation both sets of pee-pee and wig-wams are brought together with deadly force. Offspring grow on the branches and drop off when ripe. Palm Babies are hand raised and never caged.

Relationship with man: Palm Beasts have been domesticated by man for nearly a decade. They are very loving, intelligent and a joy to any owner. Their Sap Spill defences when scared up is very sloppy, so protect ya hips. Palm Beasts are protected at various locations in Death Valley Space Park, where the salty air would kill them instantly.

Useful byproducts: Plastic surgery is aided by the Palm Beast's sappy anal juice, which can turn short people with scaly heads and wonky mouths into the beautiful Allesi twins.