Gorilla Salad's patented Charlotte Raven Mask couldn't be easier to use. Simply cut the mask out of your monitor with a pair of glass scissors, using the dotted line as a guide. Cut out eye-holes, too, if desired. Punch a hole through points A and B with a sharp pin or straightened-out paper clip. Then, by tying, attach one end of a 10cm length of elastic to point A. Attach the other end to point B.

Now wear the Charlotte Raven Mask over your own face! Easy!

There are many things you can do that will be enhanced by wearing your Charlotte Raven Mask. You may even find yourself doing things you wouldn't otherwise do - simply because of the confidence the Charlotte Raven Mask will give you. Some examples of things to do while wearing your Charlotte Raven Mask:

* cash your Giro

* ride a bicycle through a church

* visit a farm

* write a newspaper column

* join the army

* lie in the street

Remember, these are just examples. You do your thing.

Why not write and tell us what you've got up to in your Charlotte Raven Mask? Why not enclose a photo?

gorilla@robiad.freeuk.com

Whether you sire a child in it, or just stop in and play Chu-Chu Rocket, ENJOY YOUR CHARLOTTE RAVEN MASK!

Some people have written in saying, "I love my Charlotte Raven Mask. I wear it all the time. Thanks. But who is Charlotte Raven again?"

Good question. Find out here.

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