| The New Biology: RPG Toby Mug! |
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An RPG Toby Mug, up to no good. Attributes: For the basic RPG Toby Mug: STR: 8 CHA: 12 DEF: 6 PSY: 8 AGL: 3 POW: 11 ANG: 14. As you can see, RPG Toby Mugs are naturally quite charismatic, fairly resilient, and very angry. The combination of charm and anger makes them unstable in social situations, and any attempt to charm is liable to be misinterpreted due to suppressed rage. Therefore, RPG Toby Mug must roll 12 or more with 3D10 for any CHA-based skill to work correctly (deduct 1 for each level of CHA over 15). This is subject to the effects of various artefacts such as the Bag of Relax or Soothing Wand, OBVIOUSLY. Reproduction: RPG Toby Mugs are magical creatures imbued with life in the Kiln of Imbuement, Overt Falls, Ohio by Terrible Chas. They cannot reproduce, but can get off by being drunk from, or if you rub their little porcelain trousers between the legs. Caring For RPG Toby Mugs: They need dusting. |
#623 - RPG Toby Mug! (tobermorius gygaxus) Number of legs: 2, porcelain, fixed. The RPG Toby Mug gets from A to B by shuffling along using vibrations - such as the shaking of dice. He loves shaking all kinds of dice except 4-sided (the more sides the better, though D100s will not fit in his tiny cup). There is a 10% chance that he will encounter a demon during any journey, UNLESS he is filled with the Liquid of Concealment, which you can only get from a blacksmith's daughter in the Forest of Cheam. But RPG Toby Mugs always have some stashed away! Capacity: Can hold up to 0.5 litres (metric), but for each 0.01 litre over 0.4, add a 9% chance of spillage. As you can see, 0.5 litres will equal 9% * 10 or 90% chance of spillage (a roll of 33 or more with 6D6). Handles: 1, round the back. You MUST (really!) have STR of at least 16 to lift RPG Toby Mug (add 1 point of STR to this limit if RPG Toby Mug is over half full). Diet: RPG Toby Mug subsists vicariously on the nourishment of others. It is vital that he be drunk out of at least once every two days, or he will become listless and depressed. Habitat : Plains, deserts, often dungeons during quests. RPG Toby Mug relaxes after any kind of activity by going to the tavern and getting drunk out of by nymphs or dark elves (ladies only). Sleeps on a shelf in his protector's dwelling. Protectors is usually an old lady - watch it! She MIGHT be a WITCH! Weapons: Varies, but no RPG Toby Mug is strong enough to wield a Blade of Deliverance, so they're very rarely lethal to the seasoned journeyman. Hand to hand combat is anathema to an RPG Toby Mug, but bear in mind they could be filled with anything from acid to wee, so don't get too close. May request to be hurled at an opponent in certain cirumstances. Alliances: RPG Toby Mugs love humans, and are always bound to a human protector. They are friendly towards elves, over-friendly towards nymphs and cats, and will tolerate any number of hairless or subterranean creatures. They do not like flies or worms, and hate Orcs and wingéd creatures. They have race hatred for Skaven. |
