Maybe Shatner (1968-)

Love child of Cribuffs and Shatner - was he cooked up in a lab? Maybe! Does he look like his fathers? Maybe! Is that him going around the corner? MAYBE!

Turn-ons: Unforgettable fires, collections, unfired bullets, too much snow

Turn-offs: The Man, men, managers, MENCAP, Mantovani

Films: Candango (1976), Trophies on Fire (1983), Look Out, I'm My Uncle! (1989), Paradise Ali (1992), Forget About Wasps (1997), Forget About Wasps II: The Remembering (1999), The Everett True Story (TV movie, 2000)

TV: The Galloping Judge, Smile at That, Can't You Read, Lucky Up The Butt

Albums: All of Him (1984), 1984 (1985), Don't Ask, Enquire (1995)

Current projects: Titus in Lucio Fulci's Muslim Knives (Summer 2002)

"I admire his staying power. "