| The New Biology: Sex Worm! |
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A male sex worm just ready to give up his slurping load. Although the skin stretched around the bloated hot sloshing pumpy sex goes white with the strain, the actual thumping juice is a thick, tempting, brown. |
#150 - Sex Worm! (oh sexi sexi) The Sex Worm is a peachy chap who likes nothing more than to get it on. Sex worms' single-mindedness towards the lady sex worms, who can open up like a wet cigarette to accept their partner, makes them easy to ridicule. But they just want love, like you and me. Number of legs: Sadly none. Bad for Top Trumps. Appearance : Sex worms
look like other worms. They are worm first and sex later. They benefit
from evolution with a tummy full of spunk and a (comparatively) enormousand
badly drawn willy. The willy also acts as a soil rudder.
Habitat : They can live in any soil, but prefer soil that has been made sexy with lime cordial and hot water. Soil inhabited by sex worms will, in time, go blue. Diet: Nothing sharp, as this may pop them. Pins and acid are out, of course. |
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Origins : Normal worms become sex worms when
they are subjected to relentless and confusing imagery from the 1980s.
Gaming Use : Dropping a rock onto a sex worm turns it into nine glittering diamonds, which you can save to gain an extra life. |
Reproduction: One of the segments of the male sex worm is bloated with dark brown juicy sex. The lady sex worm is drawn to the bulb and encourages ejaculation by spelling out SEX with her body against a silk panty. When he lets rip with his cargo the lady gobbles it all up with a straw that slides out of her nose. Relationship with man: The sex worm crawls over humans and poos in their hair. It does this out of no malice, rather a misguided sense of horsefoolery. It moves so fast over the human body that when you try and bat it off you look like a mad drunk tramp. Learn my lesson; do not fight the sex worm. You will only excite it, and it may go off in your shirt. |
