Gorilla Salad proudly presents A TRUE TALE from Mrs. James Cremin, of Circle Pines, Minn. Something of a departure this, as the exciting picture story has been 'scanned' directly onto the internet from a magazine, in much the same way that the image of a pretty face might go through your eye and down your retinal pipes, slopping onto your visual cortex, though without that tricksy 'upside-down' business to contend with. Anyway.

As we said, this 100% true story is from the fine American magazine, This Happened To Me!, which we whole-heartedly recommend - the outdoor adventures in the issue we saw are handily classified by creature type: bears, razorbacks, snakes, deers, 'gators and dry ice. Many of them end with something being measured and skinned, and one even features a cigar-stealing gazelle.

This story involves a baby, some milk and a bear. We think you'll agree that all the ingredients are there!

So click here to read 'Baby and Bear'!