A town-fistopus, ready to pounce.

Social grouping: Town-fistopus has a lone wolf mentality. No snitches allowed.

Useful byproducts: Knuckles.

Diet: Town-fistopi are omnivorous, feeding on fruit, birds, small mammals, insects, and other invertebrates, especially earthworms, scavenged items of food, including edible and inedible refuse discarded by humans, as well as food set out by humans. Humans!

#6468645 - Town-Fistopus! (Lingamus-Fingamoose)

The town-fistopus is considered to be one of the most beautiful animals alive, as well as one of the most interesting. Just like those pink big hand lollies.

Number of legs: 5 or 4, if you count that one as a snout.

Physical appearance: A fist shaped octopus. Well named, huh?

Size: Average size of 7 to 18 inches. A dwarf town-fistopus is 1 inches all squared up, and lives inside the belly sack of the town-fistopus. Dwarf town-fistopi are often found in Smarties shells washed up on Primark's step after a 'daddy' town-fistopus has been smashed up by Socialist Workers and their placards.

Habitat: The fistopus is found worldwide in tropical and warm temperate waters. There are many different species of fistopi. The town-fistopus is the urban version, it came here for food like a refugee, but you can't kick them. The west coast of the Co-Op/bus depot is a popular site for the town-fistopus.

Reproduction: Dwarf town-fistopus just like grow up and stuff. Snout rubbing is the mating dance/call. It sounds like cricket.

Relationship with man: Hated by the left since it was appropriated by the Nazi's as a symbol of the supercar number 5 program, the town-fistopus has been treated like a vermin boy. 'The only good town-fistopus is a squashed and killed town-fistopus,' as they say at the Westminster Palace.