| 1555 |
WELCOME
TO PERFECT TV S/R
The idea here is that we talk to bona fide famous folk,
get them to select their ideal night's TV schedule from a
literally infinite range of possibilities, then pass the
whole thing on to BBC2. That's right, it's our fault. |
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Hopefully,
you'll find their selections both interesting and
insightful. Along the way, you'll get to see how the rich
and famous spend their evenings in, and often what thay
have for tea, as well.
Sound good? Click on . . . |
| 1615 |
FLAVA FLAV S/N/R
A clock on his chest proves he don't fess! He's like
Tweekie from Buck Rogers in that respect. |
| 1635 |
COCO THE COCO POPS MONKEY R
The Hunny Monster, Tony the Tiger, that smug Special K
lady - what would we rather have? |
| 1650 |
DAVROS S/N
He's ruthless, he's toothless and as far as we can tell,
hoofless. |
| 1655 |
WENDY RICHARDS' ARSE S
The most sophisticated posterior of the 1970s, and still
holding on to a mantle of greatness despite overwhelming
odds |
| 1730 |
ROGER 'SCREWBALL' SCRUTON S/N
He's got a color TV, so he can see the Nicks playin'
basketball. |
| 1800 |
MATTHEW 'PISSING'
BRODERICK S/N
He's a cheat, he skips school - he's precious little more
than a common criminal and so God in his wisdom has
struck him down with a terrible 'tiny man' disease. Good
work, God. |
| 1855 |
JO WHILEY S/N/R
It's Bugbrooke's finest living female DJ - Jo Whiley!!!
Of course, you could go to Bugbrooke Post Office to see
Jo's mum, who works there, and ask her if she really did
like Adam & The Ants before everyone else, or you
could click here and and find out what she likes on telly
from the horse's mouth... |
| 1930 |
J.G. BALLARD S
He never really did get over seeing that man get killed,
but TV helps him forget! |
| 2010 |
THE REAL ROXANNE feat.
Hitman Howie Tee
The lady devestator with the big drum%beater! |
| 2055 |
RICHARD CLAYDERMAN
Astonishing, ex-alive, dexterously-digited Easy Listening
buffoon lays down the TV law. |
| 2100 |
HUNTER S. THOMPSON S/N
"What now? Wasn't that Groom freak enough?" |
| 2130 |
SCHINDLER FROM SCHINDLER'S LIST S
A kind of WWII bouncer with a kindly streak. |
| 2200 |
- 0615 BBC NEWS 24 R
The opinions of our
TV criti-celebs are not necessarily shared by the editors
of Gorilla Salad. Especially where the virtue of a
certain Miss Piper is involved. |
