The Winkery
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Hello! And welcome to The Winkery - the finest collection of winking photos on the Seven Seas! My name is Captain Nictus, and I like to sail the world in my good ship The Staring Pig, taking and collecting pictures of winks. Then I display them here in The Winkery for all to see. I am also a pirate. So - sit back, relax, pour yourself a shot of rum - and let the winking commence! |
| To make things a bit more fun, I've made up some little rhymes that are clues to the winkers in The Winkery. Read the clues, have a think, then when you are ready, click on the link! Don't worry if you get it wrong! So long as you try. |
| Clue One:
Here arse is in Brighton, but never New York Her face is in papers, and stuffed full of pork Her opinions are not where you think they are And you were expecting this last line to scan, weren't you? Ahhhh!!! |
Clue Two:
This winker's the bard of comic books On every finger there's a silver ring! He reckons he's a sorceror: Northampton's secret king! |
| Clue Three:
Delicious and porcine With chivalry and grace A lush medieval delicacy With a wink on his face! |
Clue Four:
Meek like a lamb, with delicate hands This babe winks like mad through all Christian lands He's kindly and patient, Forgiving and sweet So take a look now while he sucks at the teat! |
| Clue Five:
With a 'cock-a-doodle doo'! It's your favourite brand! Crowing his noise all over the land! Breakfast for you and breakfast for me But who is the winker that you will see? |
Clue Six:
Is he a man? Or is he robot? Is he a genius? Or is he a clot? Has he seen Tetsuo too many times? Could he build a contraption to help me with rhymes? |
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Clue Seven: I'm smaller than Big Ben But larger than a hen I'm not your Uncle Len Who am I? |
Clue Eight: I'm winking in the sky And in the window bright So if you wink for Daddy All will be alright. |
Perhaps you have a photo of someone winking? Maybe you'd like to share it with others, by having it on show in The Winkery? Then why don't you send it in, for God's sake? To do so, click here, but don't make the picture too big, or Gorilla Salad will be scuppered!
