Hello! And welcome to The Winkery - the finest collection of winking photos on the Seven Seas! My name is Captain Nictus, and I like to sail the world in my good ship The Staring Pig, taking and collecting pictures of winks. Then I display them here in The Winkery for all to see.
I am also a pirate.
So - sit back, relax, pour yourself a shot of rum - and let the winking commence!
|To make things a bit more fun, I've made up some little rhymes that are clues to the winkers in The Winkery. Read the clues, have a think, then when you are ready, click on the link! Don't worry if you get it wrong! So long as you try.|
Here arse is in Brighton, but never New York
Her face is in papers, and stuffed full of pork
Her opinions are not where you think they are
And you were expecting this last line to scan, weren't you? Ahhhh!!!
This winker's the bard of comic books
On every finger there's a silver ring!
He reckons he's a sorceror:
Northampton's secret king!
Delicious and porcine
With chivalry and grace
A lush medieval delicacy
With a wink on his face!
Meek like a lamb, with delicate hands
This babe winks like mad through all Christian lands
He's kindly and patient, Forgiving and sweet
So take a look now while he sucks at the teat!
With a 'cock-a-doodle doo'!
It's your favourite brand!
Crowing his noise all over the land!
Breakfast for you and breakfast for me
But who is the winker that you will see?
Is he a man? Or is he robot?
Is he a genius? Or is he a clot?
Has he seen Tetsuo too many times?
Could he build a contraption to help me with rhymes?
I'm smaller than Big Ben
But larger than a hen
I'm not your Uncle Len
Who am I?
I'm winking in the sky
And in the window bright
So if you wink for Daddy
All will be alright.
Perhaps you have a photo of someone winking? Maybe you'd like to share it with others, by having it on show in The Winkery? Then why don't you send it in, for God's sake? To do so, click here, but don't make the picture too big, or Gorilla Salad will be scuppered!