

Given the tens of thousands of films that have been made over the past 50-odd years, it's surprising how much exposure, fandom, deconstruction and just plain Empire-filling guff gets heaped upon a tiny few of them - as if filmdom in its massive, multivarious entirety doesn't warrant much attention beyond the usual suspects (cf. The Usual Suspects). Hence here's a titchy contribution to the ever-growing pile of bandwidth-clogging guff about those other films - the ones you won't find Mark Kermode introducing on late night Channel Four, although you might find a bored continuity announcer heralding their appearance on mid-afternoon Channel Four if you're lucky. Praising the oeuvre of Stanley Kubrick, arguing about where George Lucas went wrong or claiming what a subversive genius Russ Meyer somehow was, for liking big tits a lot - there's enough of that already. But what makes a finely-constructed caper comedy? What's the best British sitcom spin-off film? How great were the glory days of the likes of Felix Aylmer and Marianne Stone? That's the sort of stuff we're interested in. It involves delving into the lost companies of British cinema's Golden Age - the Mancunian Film Corporations, the Benmars, the British and Dominions, who made films seen by millions, or more likely by about two hundred. And there are swathes of '60s and '70s Hollywood that for some reason have fallen into obscurity in the last 20 years, for reasons no-one seems to know. In short, all the stuff we used to watch on screen (silver or telly) which seems to have been written out of cinema history to make way for that all-important Farrelly brothers lifetime achievement award. This doesn't mean we're up for the old "films were better then!" chestnut - well, not in so many words, at least - but we have to say that films were a lot more interesting then, for many, many reasons. Here are a few of them.
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Culled from the pages of the esteemed TV Cream Times, we present a needlessly alphabetised gazetteer of the actors, genres and areas of cinematic endeavour we feel don't always get the credit they deserve.

A step-by-step attempt to build the perfect TV Cream film from the bottom up, using the nuts and bolts of acknowledged classics... yes, that sounds like a good idea.

Because you asked for it, we present an ever-growing assortment of neglected films pored over with a fine toothcomb for your delectation.

Picking an esoteric sub-genre of cinema past, ranking its constituent films with arbitrary zeal, then sitting back with a teacake and admiring the mess... that's MOVIE! MOVIE!

The definitive, no-returns 100 best films ever made of all time, as voted for in an entirely democratic process by the TV Cream readership, and then, as with all these sorts of polls, reshuffled into an arbitrary order by us.

TV CREAM'S A-Z OF INDEPENDENT PRODUCTION COMPANIES - A catalogue of the little men who made British film such a fascinatingly labyrinthine hotch-potch back in the day.
THE 1975 FILMATION ACT - Exclusive TVC leak of the government bill that lays down the strict rules and regs regarding the showing of old films on British terrestrial telly. More sensational than Hutton! (PDF file - Requires Adobe Acrobat reader).
TOP TEN FILMS TO CHANGE YOUR LIFE - Or maybe not. Filmic hyperbole put to the humourlessly logical test.
TOP TEN ANTI-HEROES OF CINEMA - The ones that seem to have passed the editors of Total FIlm magazine by.
PETER USTINOV - A tribute to a top gent's cinema career. THE BIG CHRISTMAS FILM - A comprehensive guide to the history of British telly's seasonal celluloid slot.